Like, totally welcome and stuff! As of today, we are really excited, but completely vague, about our gathering armies of steely-eyed, slightly vulgar-minded followers. That’s you!
Our goals for the Groupies:
- It shold be easy to join…but not too easy.
- Membership shouldn’t be a pain in the ass: we won’t bug you with tons of emails, or sell you out, or anything like that.
- Being a member should be FUN.
We’re gonna tell you guys stories that we don’t want to tell on the air. We’re going to give you sneak peeks, behind the scenes, extras, votes, special giveaways, and whatever we think of, whenever we feel like it.
Disclaimer: We here at MidnightDBA.com are not what you’d call genteel. We swear. We innuendo. We rant and shout and say “THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID” far, far too often. With apologies to South Park, we offer this disclaimer:
This website contains coarse language and due to its content it should not be viewed by anyone…ever.
You have been warned.
Let’s do this.
Booyah.
Double Rainbow!!! All the way!!!
It looks like rainbow on rainbow action to me… does that mean their offspring would be unicorns?
Excellent question! And the answer is yes, but unicorns WITH BACON HORNS!
mmm… bacon….
Sweeet!!! I am in!! Muhahahahaha!!!
That’s what HE said! ZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111ones
Ha Ha Ha! 😛 Wait a minute… How the hell did you know that? I could’ve sworn I turned the web cam off…
Yey I’m in… but the picture for me? um… how can I change it?