Groupies, Groupies, Groupies!

Like, totally welcome and stuff!  As of today, we are really excited, but completely vague, about our gathering armies of steely-eyed, slightly vulgar-minded followers. That’s you!

Our goals for the Groupies:

  1. It shold be easy to join…but not too easy.
  2. Membership shouldn’t be a pain in the ass: we won’t bug you with tons of emails, or sell you out, or anything like that.
  3. Being a member should be FUN.

We’re gonna tell you guys stories that we don’t want to tell on the air. We’re going to give you sneak peeks, behind the scenes, extras, votes, special giveaways, and whatever we think of, whenever we feel like it.

Disclaimer: We here at MidnightDBA.com are not what you’d call genteel. We swear. We innuendo. We rant and shout and say “THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID” far, far too often. With apologies to South Park, we offer this disclaimer:

This website contains coarse language and due to its content it should not be viewed by anyone…ever.

You have been warned.

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