Like, totally welcome and stuff! You, too, could be a member of our gathering armies of steely-eyed, slightly vulgar-minded followers.
How to Join
- Register.
- Email me a (clean!) image or screenshot, or link to a blog, displaying your love of the MidnightDBAs / of MidnightDBA.com / of the DBAs at Midnight webshow. Get as creative, complicated, ebullient, etc as you like. [optional]
What you Need to Know
One: You don’t have to be a member to take advantage of all that MidnightDBA.com has to offer (training vids, the recordings of our webshow, etc).
Two: But, membership DOES have its privileges*.
Three: We won’t sell you out or send you tons of emails.
Five: If you DO email me with some Groupie love, you’ll get an additional designation. Our current batch of Groupies are the Parliament of Owls…the inner sanctum. How cool is that?
Blue: If you don’t care for our webshow, or are offended by coarse language, or don’t think “that’s what she said” is absolutely hilarious, you probably won’t much care for being a Groupie. With apologies to South Park, we offer this disclaimer:
This website contains coarse language and due to its content it should not be viewed by anyone…ever.
You have been warned.
*Includes, but is not limited to: stories that we don’t want to tell on the air, sneak peeks, behind the scenes, extras, votes, special giveaways, and whatever we think of, whenever we feel like it.
-J & S