SQL Saturday 63 Dallas: EPICITY

SQL Saturday 63 Dallas. Will. Be. Epic.

Edit: We will live cast two sessions from this event at 8:30am and 2:45pm CST Saturday, 4/2:

  • Jen’s “Orientation: What is SQL Server, and what’s it for?” (8:30am) Rate this session.
  • Sean’s NSFW “How to swear in an interview” (2:45pm) Rate this session.

Tune in to http://bit.ly/DBAShow at these times!

Here are my proofs of SQL Saturday 63’s epicity:

The Schedule. Note the gelato breaks. It is impossible to get more epic than gelato breaks.

The speaker lineup.  Reference The Schedule, please.

David Stein’s 11am session, which is entitled “T-SQL Programming to survive a Zombie Database”  Holy shinola, the epic is in your face.

Sean McCown’s  2:45 session (into which you will carry your gelato), entitled “How to curse in an interview“.  We will broadcast this epic, epic, entirely NSFW session on our Ustream channel. But your head may explode. Or you might throw up. Hard to tell, but either way? Epic. 

I’m also presenting an 8:30am “I’ve-never-heard-of-SQL-Server-what-is-it?” overview session, which may or may not be epic, depending on the number of attendees (i.e., over or under 1?)  Actually, if no one shows? Still epic.

For discussion, preview, and a special live audience, tune in to DBAS@Midnight tonight at 11pm CST (10:30pm for the preshow). Or attend in person!

EPIC days,
Jen Mc-Epic-Cown
http://www.MidnightDBA.com/Jen