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The Public Speaking Roadmap

So you look around, and all the cool kids are speaking at SQL Saturdays and PASS Summit and the like. You want to be the cool kids too, so how do you start public speaking?

Step 1: Know things

While you absolutely don’t have to be a 30 year veteran and world-renowned expert, it does help if you’ve got some experience with something. In other words, teach what you know.

Maybe what you know is TSQL, or Powershell, or R. Maybe it’s performance, maybe reporting. If you know a topic, talk on that topic. I hear you saying, “But plenty of people are already talking about my topic!” Well sure, just like plenty of people are already writing rock music…it doesn’t mean we’re all done making it!

So, develop your session. Say what you want to say. It’s your unique experiences and expression that will make your teaching valuable. Speaking of which, it’s time to develop your material and your personal style.

Step 2: Practice

Oh my dear word, you need to practice. Once you’ve developed your session, practice it out loud.

Practice your session to your dog.

Practice your session on video, and watch it back. (Yes, you have to listen to yourself speak.)

Practice to your significant other, or a friend, or some co workers.

Set up a webinar, and practice to a live audience online, even if only 2 people show up.

You absolutely must practice your session, out loud, many times. It’s going to suck at first. Practice is how you make it not suck, how you work out the kinks and figure out how it should sound.

Step 3: Try the local circuit

Quite a few people skip this step, and they really do pay for it. Before you go submitting your session to conferences, speak at your local user group. Speak for a PASS virtual chapter. Present for your team at work. Get some live performances under your belt! The responses and feedback – you’re going to ask for feedback, right? – will further refine your session.

Step 4: Level up your public speaking

Okay, you’ve done steps 1 through 3, yeah? Good job, you. Go ahead and submit to a larger event, like a SQL Saturday, or a Code Camp.

If you’re feeling really froggy, then sure…submit to one of the big conferences. I do recommend that you get a couple of smaller events done first…it’ll up the odds of being accepted, and of presenting a good session, in the big leagues.

Bonus: Ask questions!

Throughout this process, make sure you’re asking advice from at least one other experienced speaker. The input from someone who has already been there and done that will make things a great deal easier. Experienced speakers can point you to speaking resources, help you with abstracts, recommend events, and so on and on.

That’s the very high level path, my friend. Now, what do you want to talk about?

Happy days,
Jen

Conference speakers: Why do you teach at events?

I’ve put up a Twitter poll to find some answers to the question: Why do speakers teach at events? Especially at events where there’s no compensation.

I know more or less why I do this, but I’ll hold off on my answer. I want to hear about you.

Feasel’s Grand Analysis of the PASS 600 mile radius rule

UPDATE: Last week, PASS announced an update to the 600 mile radius announcement: “…we will be piloting the 600-mile driving radius distance for events in North America beginning January 1, 2017. We will not include the back-to-back weekend restriction during this pilot…”

Last month, PASS – the professional SQL organization that many of us are a member of – announced a new rule: that the free one-day “SQL Saturday” conferences cannot run on concurrent or adjacent weekends. There was a good deal of talk on Twitter, some response blogs, and comments on the announcement itself.

For the record: I think this rule is meant to benefit sponsors and PASS itself, not the local event organizers and attendees. More: I think it may be a benefit to sponsors, and will be a detriment to organizers and attendees. So I’m not a fan.

Kevin Feasel has written a written an extensive blog post detailing the problem, data, analysis, and conclusions about the new rule. You see, PASS made a big set of related data available, and Kevin happens to have done some work in the data analysis sphere. (What a wild coincidence!) So he cleaned up the data, loaded it in, and did some fairly extensive analysis.

It is a long post, so feel free to read the intro and then jump to “Conclusions”* if you’re short on time. But I do encourage you to read “Airing of Grievances” and “Limitations of Analysis”, too. It’s good stuff.

Not-really-a-spoiler: his conclusions support a couple of the unproven theories of mine, specifically about attendee travel distances.

Happy days,
Jen
www.MidnightDBA.com/Jen

*Hardy har-har…get it? Get it? Jump…to Conclusions?