Category: Tech and Learning

New Hotness: sys.objects and sys.schemas

Last month we talked about the old and busted syscomments– and the new hotness that is sys.sql_modules – for pulling code out of your database using T-SQL.  I’m finally transitioning over to sql_modules for good, even though I’d been a slow adopter.  This month, though, I’m already in SQLlove with the new hotness: sys.objects. The old sysobjects […]

How to Prove a Fact (Again)

Sean’s latest rant – about a vendor with a dangerously small amount of SQL knowledge – has spurred me to talk about a common theme I’ve been seeing lately: Proving facts to ignoramuses*. How to Prove Facts to the Unbeliever State the fact. Explain the fact. Restate the fact. [Realize here that they won’t listen […]