Documentation. Tag, you’re it!

I'm going to be honest with you: my minor in college was in technical documentation. I can wield a bullet point list like a turbocharged light saber at the slightest sign of trouble.  But I must say that I've never, ever been in a shop that fell within acceptable parameters for product and process documentation. Either the documentation requirements were overreaching and cumbersome, and we ended up with documents that conformed to the rules, but weren't at all readable or helpful; or, the requirements were nil, and the halfhearted powerpoints and Word docs sitting abandoned out on Sharepoint were pathetically out of date.

I want to know what, if anything, is important to you as a DBA and developer. So answer me this:

  • What's your stance on documentation? Love it, hate it, need it, avoid it?
  • What (if anything) do you and your team document? Requirements, change requests, data dictionary, technical guide, user guide, help menus, testing, etc etc.
  • What's the best or worst documentation experience you've had?

(Did you see that? See that fierce bullet point list?? Yowza!)

I rarely meet a soul who is actually enthusiastic about talking documentation, so I'm going to point the finger at a few people. I tag you, @SQLChicken, @BuckWoody, and @LadyRuna!  Those who I didn't tag specifically: consider yourself tagged regardless.

Happy days,
Jen McCown
http://www.midnightdba.com

We’re in yer bookz, givin our perspektivz

Charity is awesome. SQL is awesome. Books are awesome.  A SQL book for charity is pure liquid #BACONWIN!  SQL Server MVP Deep Dives, benefitting WarChild.org, is such a book*.

And the good folk at the SQL Perspectives blog – Jeremy Lowell, Chris Shaw, and Richard Rodriguez – are adding more bacon to the awesomeness in the form of a chapter by chapter perspective on Deep Dives, complete with guest bloggers. *Ahem*  Like yours truly, for example. My blog on Chapter 5, Itzik Ben-Gan's "Gaps and Islands", was just published this morning. You know, if you feel like reading about an awesome chapter, in an awesome book, written by an awesome guy (meaning Itzik, not me, though I'm pretty cool too).  *Ahem*

Read the perspectives. Buy the book. You'll win karma points, knowledge, and the enjoyment of an excellent book, well written for a good cause.

Happy, charitable days,
Jen McCown
http://www.MidnightDBA.com  

* Footnote: "Responding to BillG’s MVP Summit challenge to “Do philanthropy where you are,” The SQL Server MVP Deep Dives book is a collaboration of 53 MVPs sharing their expertise and passion for SQL Server. This is an all-volunteer book. All author proceeds are going to WarChild.org – an organization that helps children traumatized by war. Because this is a book for charity, Manning Publications wanted to also donate and gave us a higher than normal royalty. In addition, if you purchase the book through this link: www.SQLServerMVPDeepDives.com then the purchase will also count toward Warchild's Manning affiliate account and Warchild will receive an extra 10% of the purchase." –Paul Nielsen

Fame! I’m gonna live forever…

Another set of random thoughts have come together today to form a conclusion: I'm famous. I'm a movie star. Johnny Depp has surely heard of me.

World famous in Poland!
World famous in Poland.

Not really, of course. I'm about as famous as my Walgreens pharmacist. But I've noticed that the people who meet me who have seen my blog or videos think I'm famous, and Sean and I occasionally get treated as semi-celebrities. Not in the champagne and limos sense, but more the "nervous to meet you" sense. It's yet another unanticipated result of the glory of being active on the Internetz, within a community. Some people see my stuff, my picture, my name, so I'm famous. (Seriously, guys, whatever. I don't have the actual numbers, but I think all of 20 people read my blog regularly. Which is fine.)

What's got me thinking about this?  First off, I'm working hard on a session for SQL Saturday #35, and I actually have to practice talking to empty rooms and pointing at a blank wall (I haven't finished my demos yet, okay?). So I envision standing in front of a room full of people, talking about SQLy things.  There's this…not illusion…but enhanced appearance of authority, because I stand up front and talk in front of a PowerPoint. Of course, anyone with any salt at all will be able to say whether I actually know what I'm talking about or not. I'm just exploring the idea of perceived authority.

Another thing that has me thinking on this is Brent Ozar's most recent blog "Dear Blog Author", where he says "bloggers seem like celebrities". It's true, they (we) do. When we see someone in the context of a fairly reliable medium, then we're influenced to associate the person with reliability, or expertise. "Hey, Oprah is on the internet, and so is Jen! So Jen is famous, like Oprah!" The more austere the medium, the more authority a person seems to have. So people who webcast are seen as more knowledgeable than bloggers (generally speaking), and book authors are more knowledgeable than webcasters.  

Soooo, let's see. Blog, check. Internet videos, check. Public speaking, May 22 check.  I guess I'll write a book, and then the millions will pour in, right?

Right?

In all seriousness though, I'm writing and videoing and speaking to improve my own SQL skills, and hopefully to help out (and entertain) you guys.  I'm not one of the SQL demigods, but I know some stuff.  I'm really glad you're coming along for the ride. Even if you turned down my autograph headshots again.

-Jen McCown

http://www.MidnightDBA.com