It’s Meme Monday time! Our topic is SQL Horoscopes, or more catchily, SQLStrology. We’re going to have to figure out what astrological sign our SQL Server instance has – when it was “born” (installed) – before we can apply any kind of horoscope predictions. I’ll start with the base query to find the installation date: SELECT […]
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Meme Monday
Meme Monday story: They’d never heard of indexes. Man, I was SUCH a rockstar! -Jen McCown, MidnightDBA.com/Jen