I have very little idea of what we’ll talk about tonight, but I suspect it’ll include:

• How super-awesome I am.
• Amazing stories of databas f*ckery from the field.
• A near-miss Cornhole of the Week
• How our new Freddie DESTROYED MIDNIGHTDBA.COM!
• Things that She Said.

We’ll see you there, my darlings, my derrings-do…

-Jen “She Who Has the Awesome in Her Veins” McCown