We had another live webshow AND YOU MISSED IT.  It’s okay though, we recorded the goodness for you!  Full episode will be up….whenever Sean feels like it. In the meantime, check out this most awesome recap:

And the show notes: 

106 groupies (98 last week)!!

• Preshow: failed Ben & Jerry’s ice cream flavors
•  [Song: Sunshine Day, Brady Bunch]
• GoDaddy
• Microsoft Rapture Server in the Cloud. Why didn’t it work last week?  Cover story vs real story.
  BadAstronomer: Unraptured, Part II: The Rationalizationing. “Did I say May? I meant October! Yes, October!” http://is.gd/rk4LxY  #CalledIt
  [Need to find the cool article about the rapture actually happening.]
• Teleconference feature: Auto boot for stupid questions
• Twitter: AliRazeghi: I just ran to my desk like a little schoolgirl to see when #DBAsAtMidnight starts, and it’s in 2 minutes. Score! http://bit.ly/hp7WYO
• Community podcast call for contribution
• New programming languages for SQL. Contest for live viewers.  Also lolcat language, delete = ‘y u no want rows where col = …’
• RT @io9: The scientific reason why the honey badger doesn’t have to give a s**t http://io9.com/5805125/
• Towel day
• RANTs: We’re actually going to talk about SQL for a while
• My rant: the table – computed column – function – nested view rewrite.
• Moral.
• Shout out: http://www.englishtosql.com/ / www.sirsql.net
• Interview!!!
• Rejected show name: XLOCK on TEMPDB