Let me say from the start that this is a total ripoff of Brent Ozar's SQL Server TV Show Contest, and I don't care. Imitation, flattery, all that jazz.
This morning a few of us on Twitter were talking, like ya do, when Tim Ford (@sqlagentman) and Thomas LaRock (@sqlrockstar) sparked off a little burst of creativity with this:
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@sqlagentman: New presentation planned for #SQLSat31 for beginners. Mashup of Dr. Seuss, Schoolhouse Rock, and SQL.
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@sqlrockstar: oh yeah? I was thinking of doing a mash of "Mama Mia" and "Tommy" for my next talk.
So here's the deal: Reply in comments with your best SQL musical title and a little description. Please note that comments are moderated to keep out the spam; when you submit, your comment will appear to disappear for a while.
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