Chicago Mafia Will Rise Again in March

This is a critical time in Chicago’s history. At no other time have they been in more danger of having the mafia rise up and take over the city. Gangsters like Capone are going to be more powerful than ever within the next 2 weeks and there’s little the police can do to stop it. That doesn’t mean that they can’t be stopped. What we need are some really strong enterprise scripters out there. DBAs who know how to get the job done so they can go to lunch on time. With all this extra DBA presence in local restaurants on a regular basis, the mafia won’t have a chance to take hold. This is critical people, don’t let this happen. Sign up for our Enterprise Scripting Precon. The life you save may be your own.

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If you let this opportunity go by, then we’re not responsible for what happens to the city of Chicago, or maybe even your family.

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