This week in MidnightDBA news…
We’re way behind on posting episodes, but Sean did get last week’s show up – “It’s Being Mailed”. No, that’s the name of the show, I’m not mailing….nevermind. This week’s surprise guest is …
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This simply COULD NOT WAIT
This is NSFW for languge. <– understatement http://www.incrediblethings.com/art-design/periodic-table-of-swearing-coffee-table/
Best of Friday
Best article from Fark.com: 5 true stories that prove you shouldnt piss off IT guy Best HEADLINE from Fark.com: Female Egyptian blogger posts full-frontal nude picture of herself on Belgium snipe hooligan BIE globe rush toys fig announcement beagle radish farmhand door (dailymail.co.uk) Best DamnYouAutoCorrect.com that nearly made me choke and die: The Housesitter The best […]
Show Notes: SOPA Sucks
Nov 18, 2011 SOPA SUCKS News and tweets, DBAInSpace It’d be easy to get used to being a movie star From Letters of Note, 1974 Cleveland Browns letter Dale Cox. http://www.snopes.com/business/consumer/browns.asp Trying not to get your hopes up at work / Walter Issacson’s Steve Jobs bio Good Dog award: .Net guy actually asked for requirements […]
Show notes, 111111 (episode 19)
Tonight we utterly winged it. Wung it. Whatever. Special report on SQL Workshops being douchebags. Cowboys don’t belong in IT. We’re easily impressed in intetrviews now. Sad. Our Man in the Field report was on troubleshooting connections with telnet, and on the benefits of indexes. Sean’s AD brainfart. Sean’s junior, who spoons for questions. IT: […]
The weirdest YouTube Video a coworker has ever sent me. Ever.
PUSS Code for “talkToTheHand” trigger
One generous Professional Underground for SQL Server 2011 presenter was kind enough to allow publication of their very interesting and useful script, so here it is. Thanks, Mister Anonymous!! Warning: Don’t be an idiot; this CLEARLY isn’t meant for production use. Warning 2: Remember your NDA, PUSSies…we don’t discuss what was done, or who did what, […]
Show Notes: Season 3, Episode Halloween (episode 17)
I have no idea what the show number is…I’ve been bad about posting notes. Go figure. Tonight we told ghost stories, traded rants, talked #Occupy (and how conspiracy theories tie in to I.T.), replication. There was a big MCM announcement! Sean had a minirant. And he posed the question: How long do you deal with […]
Show Notes, Season 3-October
Episode 14 – Maintenance Plan Hell I said this was episode 15. One of us is wrong. Family Ties S3 ep 15… Damn You Autocorrect Interview skit! “Char just holds one char, and varchar is for a lot of chars!” Ohhhh. Award: Oh the Places You’ll Go Rewrite Award – Oh the People You’ll […]
A little project we’re spinning up… (updated Nov 1)
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