DBA Roadmap – the Groupie Special

April 8, 2012April 9, 2012 Jen

Dudes! Dudes! Duuuuuudes! We TOTALLY finished the Roadmap!

Groupie Bonus: DBA Roadmap Beta

March 7, 2012March 7, 2012 Jen

Hey guys, if you’re interested in our DBA Roadmap seminar, then get in on the beta program. It’s pretty simple…

DBA Roadmap – the inside dirt/scoop/poop/ew

February 8, 2012February 8, 2012 Jen

Hello dear Groupies! My, but it has been a long time since I’ve dragged my lazy self over here. As you may’ve heard, Sean and I have ramped up a new project: The soon-to-be-available-for-purchase DBA Roadmap!! We’re terribly excited, as you can tell by the exclamation points.

This simply COULD NOT WAIT

November 22, 2011 Jen

This is NSFW for languge. <– understatement http://www.incrediblethings.com/art-design/periodic-table-of-swearing-coffee-table/

Best of Friday

November 18, 2011 Jen

Best article from Fark.com: 5 true stories that prove you shouldnt piss off IT guy Best HEADLINE from Fark.com: Female Egyptian blogger posts full-frontal nude picture of herself on Belgium snipe hooligan BIE globe rush toys fig announcement beagle radish farmhand door (dailymail.co.uk) Best DamnYouAutoCorrect.com that nearly made me choke and die: The Housesitter The best […]

The weirdest YouTube Video a coworker has ever sent me. Ever.

November 7, 2011 Jen

PUSS Code for “talkToTheHand” trigger

November 2, 2011November 2, 2011 Jen

One generous Professional Underground for SQL Server 2011 presenter was kind enough to allow publication of their very interesting and useful script, so here it is. Thanks, Mister Anonymous!! Warning: Don’t be an idiot; this CLEARLY isn’t meant for production use. Warning 2: Remember your NDA, PUSSies…we don’t discuss what was done, or who did what, […]