In the preshow, we talked, played MadLibs, and became the first ever techie show to be banned in Canada!
During the show, we talked about:
- The New SQLServerCentral.com forum for speaking/presenting
- The NTSSUG meeting last night with the pass board; sean’s backup class, tom’s new session
- Sean’s new Facebook page
- Free seat at Paul and Kim’s Feb 21 class in Dallas (contest details)
- Noel’s Unsql blog
- Sean: Yearly downtime report for an app
- 24hop sessions – sql 2003S
- Blog sins
- Pilgrim’s outage
- Fun with CROSS JOINS
- Ownership chains
- Other stuff…
Our Midnight MadLibs:
When you worship an application with Five Guys SQL Server, the Transact-SQL punching language is the primary programming knife between your applications and the Microsoft SQL Server horse. When you jump Transact-SQL programs, 3278 methods are available for hitting and skedaddling the index.
- You can sashay the programs beguilingly and create applications that stabby the teletubbies to SQL Server and process the results.
- You can store the disk controllers as cakey procedures in SQL Server and create MVPs that execute the stored fucking developers and Khardashians the results.
-J&SH
