Here’s what we may talk about this week…feel free to leave suggestions/questions in comments or email…
Preshow:
- Best out of context tweet, by NoelMcKinney: “Heheh, don’t want my last words to be “Ha ha, somebody called me Dawg” before I get shivved by some meth head”
- 2nd best out of context tweet, by me (to Tom): This is Texas. We have bacon growing on the medians of freeways.
- BillInKC: “SET TRANSACTION ISOLATION LEVEL READ UNCOMMITTED” Hell yeah, lets get questionable results as fast as possible!
- Venery of IT…
- The most annoying thing on the planet: Spell correction for passwords
- Our budget: NOTHING! ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!
- Final count for SQLSat67: 370 something
- I put up our new-old fake commercial for Alifeatoll, which includes the phrase “shoe cancer”. Awesome.
Show:
- Yoda saw Sean’s weewee.
- SQLSat63 – sessions etc. Sean’s groundbreaking session How to Curse in an Interview. Sean read the room.
- Also out of SQLSat63, this blog: Varying Results with Subquery, ORDER BY, MAXDOP
- Sean: Odd stats/execution plan issue
- SQL Rally: my session, WIT, lightening
- Disk guys…
“DBABullDog-1: backup sanguy to disk=’c:\doyourfingjob.bak'”
“DataChomp: When a manager wants to see one of my SSIS packages, I’ll copy out hte XML and send that” - Should “Check with the SAN guy” be the name of the show? “Enter the SAN, Man” Or “Buffer Fool” Shower with Yoda. What Yoda Saw.
- Paul Randal’s putting up a survey abotu company loyalty. This started a debate between me and Tom, so: Where does loyalty come into play in employee-employer relationships? I sure as hell know MY answer.
